based off of @jeremysomething
  1. Pushups completed- 4
  2. Time spent crying- 354 days
    Proportional to the number of pushups I have completed.
  3. Number of dogs petted- 104
  4. Number of cat pictures viewed- 789,098 pictures
  5. Number of sarcastic comments made- probably like a million.
  6. Number of episodes watched on Netflix- 789 episodes
  7. Time spent studying- ...not enough.
    Proportional to Netflix episodes.
  8. Time spent perfecting eyeliner- 800 hours
  9. Time spent making "That's what she said" jokes- 69 hours