THINGS FOUND IN A SMALL TOWN.

  1. Lots of cows
  2. High school boys who think they're gangsters
  3. One grocery store
  4. One pizza place, whose only competition is a gas station
  5. A single vending machine
  6. 2-3 abandoned businesses
  7. An unecessary number of antique stores
  8. The resident old person who has lived there since it was founded
  9. One school for K-12