Things I'm Thinking About Instead of Training
Who needs to THINK about Orientation Training while at Orientation Training?
- •Spring BreakThe fall semester hasn't even started yet, but cheap airfare tickets have. Right now I'm thinking Iceland.
- •How Incredible Orange Juice IsSeriously. Tropicana knows delicious morning beverages like I now know all about our athletics department.
- •The Girl's Hair Across the Table From MeHow does she get her bangs to stay like that??? I wonder if she colored it red herself or got it professionally done?? There's not even any slight frizz?
- •My OrienteesI hope they're cool. They'll be cool.
- •Facebook's AlgorithmI know I've been scrolling for two hours now, but I really don't need to see that kid from my middle school's Aunt's wedding. Or maybe I do.
- •HarambeRest in peace.
- •How I Ended Up HereWhat in my life has brought me to this very moment? Sitting in a room of 113 kids learning about drug and alcohol safety for the 2000th time. Would my 6 year old self be proud of me? I just want her to be proud of me.
- •SleepIt's 9am, can I go back to bed, yet?