Reasons Why I Drink So Much Coffee

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  1. I love burning my mouth every morning
  2. To assist with my morning shit
  3. To prevent me from sleeping.
    I can sleep when I'm dead
  4. To make it easier to seem happy
  5. Because if I don't I get a fucking head ache
  6. I like how it tastes