Things I Just Thought About While on the Toilet

Inspired by @DCSnipes21
  1. When was the last time I ate?
  2. Was it yesterday?
  3. "Let me see your booty work! Booty work!"
  4. I wonder if that woodchuck that eats your poop really does live in the toilet that Justin Randall told me about in 4th grade?
  5. Did I just hear someone throw up in the room over?
  6. Yup I did.
  7. Why did Simon and Garfunkel have to hate each other?!
  8. Ted Bundy went to Utah for law school, would I be crazy for considering going to Utah?
  9. What was the last thing i ate?
  10. I wonder what Lynda is doing?
  11. Goes to dial Lynda's number.... Jk my butt is getting cold
  12. Maybe I should get this show on the road
  13. Now I remember what I ate
    Quinoa for those of you who were wondering