Signs that you have transitioned to adulthood

  1. 1.
    Happiness is finding a cheap back massager.
  2. 2.
    You would rather take the local train rather than the express because you can sit down.
  3. 3.
    Your body clock has shifted, sleeping at 10PM and waking up at 5AM is normal.
  4. 4.
    You despise EDM.
  5. 5.
    Visits to IKEA has become a monthly event.