Alaskan Bush People, Ranked

I've seen one episode, not ranking their parents
  1. 7.
    Noah Brown
    Arrogant as all fuck, tinkers with shit and has built an ark to float over his ego to get to a mountain of his own bullshit
  2. 6.
    Matt Brown
    Who?
  3. 5.
    Joshua "Bam Bam" Brown
    Idk man, I don't know these guys but they rank higher than Noah
  4. 4.
    Gabe Brown
    The fucking Fonz of the Alaskan Fucking bush red panda looking head ass
  5. 3.
    Merry Christmas Raindrop "Rain" Brown
    The silent genius probably loved by all, can do no wrong, will get into some shit later in life as a result of her thinking she's great and invincible and loved by all.
  6. 2.
    Snowbird "Bird" Brown
    Likes anime probably
  7. 1.
    Bear Brown
    Met a girl and took her to his favorite tree, innocent as all hell. I think of him as the cold open Parkour episode of the office