i am watching rebelde and so far this is my ranking of the rebelde men
a novela i never got into as a child bc my parents made me think novelas were stupid but turns out they're stupid bc novelas r güd. also spoilers? doubt any of y'all care anyways lol
- 1.peterhas to deal with the colluchi family bullshit has a limp prob doesn't get paid enough
- 2.alma rey's driveri can't remember his name it's a fake ass french name mumbles incoherent words that are supposed to be french? spanish? idk all i know is he doesn't get paid enough
- 3.mocosoum the most mexican kid forgot his actual name did nothing expect get mixed up in some shit bc of someone else's fuck up
- 4.teostutters does no body no harm 🤔(i feel like he in la logia but idk) probably the only age appropriate actor, fainted when one of the professors thought he was having sex
- 5.tomasf!ck! assholes "best friend" fell in love the moment i saw him, looks good w/ a black eye, doesn't get enough screen time
- 6.profesor de éticaforgot his name, only sane adult person, balances out the bullshit but prob gonna get fired for letting his dick talk
- 7.nicojewish no idea what this detail is going to add to the overall plot of this show but they keep alluding to it???? mad nosy for no reason at all
- 8.giovannionly be starting shit, shady ass liar, be gettin his roots touched up between shots and it's mad irritating like......bruh.........
- 9.pascualwalter white of novelas lol jk but he starts off good and now he's breaking bad, the schools director....
- 10.miguel arangolookin 4 revenge piece of shit dated a girl to get close to another girl, fallin for the girl he pinned down @ the edge of cliff like.....adios
- 11.diego bustamenteshit, trash, the absolute worse, can't deal with the magnitude of problems he creates so he calls daddy, like i'm so confused in everything he chooses to do
- 12.fernando colluchihe's bad i know it sus af an elite man prob killed his wife idk
- 13.señor bustamenteepitome of CORRUPT works in government has lots of power got a man sent to jail bc his shit son got beat for being dumb as f!ck
- 14.two shit heads always trying to look under the girls very short skirts that always get slappedtrash 🚮