people I'm in love with

  1. The guy wearing cutoff shorts and cowboy boots
    I love you
  2. The guy on the train with extremely long curly eyelashes
    I love you
  3. The girl who wore Rihanna's puma flip-flops and then confessed to going through her entire Instagram feed
    I love you
  4. The guy wearing swim shorts and flip-flops who mouthed "eff me" when realizing he forgot his wallet as he stood in front of the vending machine
    I love you
  5. The guy with a lanyard talking to himself
    I love you
  6. The emo-scene college kid
    I love you
  7. The kid who said I don't even have my phone with me but "phones are cool."
    I love you
  8. The boy with the curly ass man bun and vans with toe holes where your toes peek out from
    I love you
  9. The guy I used to make laugh that said hello to me
    I love you
  10. The guy whose name I can't remember, but remembered mine
    I love you
  11. The guy who said the underaged step daughter being molested by her step father never said she didn't like it, and getting defensive when the professor pointed out all the stories were about rich privileged white families.
    I will never love you.