QUESTIONS I'D LIKE TO ASK PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN DORMS

I commute
  1. Is there always hot water to shower with?
  2. If it's a communal shower, when do girls shave their legs? Do girls shave their legs?
  3. Do dorms come with vacuums?
  4. When do you fart?
  5. When do you poop?
  6. Are tampons the only feminine products girls use?
  7. Why do guys never have toilet paper?
  8. Why does guys also never have hand soap?
  9. How many towels do y'all bring from home?
  10. How regularly do y'all wash your comforters?
  11. When do you drink water?
  12. Are you sad eating in the dining halls on the weekends?
  13. How do you deal with a drunk roommate?
  14. What do you do if you hate your roommate?
  15. What do you do if your roommate hates you?
  16. Where do you change?
  17. When do you get alone time?
  18. How often do you call your parents?