REASONS I'D BE A TERRIBLE TOUR GUIDE IF YOU COME TO THE ATL

The anti of all the other wonderful lists people share.
  1. I live in Gwinnett.
  2. I don't drive on the freeway, so we'll probably take MARTA and it'll probably take 10 minutes for the train to arrive.
  3. I'll fall asleep.
  4. You'll fall asleep.
  5. We'll wake up at the airport.
  6. We'll buy a plane ticket and go somewhere else.