In order of appearance
  1. English 2120
    "Somethings are beautifully written, somethings are interestingly written."
  2. English 3040
    "If I tell you we have 5 papers due don't freak out, I changed it this year to 4, it's just a remnant from yesteryear!"
  3. Geology 1112
    "I'm not an ogre, I just tell terrible jokes. I'm not an ogre."
  4. Spanish 3310
    "Aquí no hablamos de España. Los españoles fueron los imperialistas, no hablamos de ellos." Translation: "In this class we don't talk about Spain. The Spanish were the imperialists, we don't talk about them."