THINS I SAID I'D DO AND DIDN'T DO

I am incredibly ambitious but only in the moment.
  1. The time I said I'd join a frat
    Girl in a frat, how badass!!
  2. The time I said I'd be a cheerleader
    I went to practice a couple times a went to an event. I was incredible overwhelmed with everything and how beautiful everyone was. I quit after that event (a something I may or may not regret) I DO!!!! But whatever im happy
  3. The time I said I'd join a research lab in neuroscience.
    I didn't because I wanted to become an English major.
  4. The time I said I'd talk to my professors about taking my final exams early.
    My parents are going to El Salvador WITHOUT ME because of this.
  5. The time I said I'd start writing my philosophy paper on Friday.
    It's Sunday.