Things I've Been Putting Off for "Reasons"

  1. Dishes. Because UGH. And EW. And also I can't see the tv from the kitchen.
  2. Laundry. Because it requires quarters and the basement. Ick and ick.
  3. Getting the rebate for my contacts. It's only $30 and apparently I think my time is more valuable than $120 an hour (estimating it would take a full 15 minutes to find receipts, complete form, etc).
  4. Returning that shirt I love but the color matches my skin exactly and I look naked.
  5. Taking the cable box back to Comcast. Because they can wait. How does it feel Comcast?