1. people with shirts that say stuff along the lines of "Better Sore Than Sorry"
    "Suck It Up Now or Suck It In Later"
  2. fitness accounts on Instagram
    show me dogs instead
  3. calorie counts on menus
    I'd rather not know, thanks
  4. when the person I'm dining with just orders a salad
    Are you sure?
  5. clearly v intimidated by the success of others in maintaining a healthy balance of eating right and exercising