Regrets of 2016, So Far

  1. Turning down a starring role in a Right Twix commercial with @sheriberman
  2. Giving Amanda my extra Krispy Kreme doughnut
  3. Eating an entire weed lollipop
  4. Mixing tequila and whiskey that one time
  5. Staying in bed until 3:00 p.m. today
  6. Staying in bed (/on the couch) until 2:30 p.m. yesterday
  7. Ignoring my work email for a day
  8. Biting @Debby