Ways I Flirt With Boys
Disclaimer: I'm very single so it's not working.
- •Telling them they look good on Instagram and then asking how their day is going.
- •Sending selfies where my boobs are out /just/ enough. Like this one:
- •Send suggestive candy hearts. Like this one:
- •Telling them to come over.Only works for NYC-based boys. And also never.
- •Getting drunk and putting them on blast.And then suggesting I would still make out with them.
- •Saying "pay attention to me" until they do*.*they do not always
- •Ironically putting "#dateme" at the end of embarrassing sentences and hoping they say yes.They don't.
- •Triple texting.