Ways I Flirt With Boys

Disclaimer: I'm very single so it's not working.
  1. Telling them they look good on Instagram and then asking how their day is going.
  2. Sending selfies where my boobs are out /just/ enough. Like this one:
  3. Send suggestive candy hearts. Like this one:
  4. Telling them to come over.
    Only works for NYC-based boys. And also never.
  5. Getting drunk and putting them on blast.
    And then suggesting I would still make out with them.
  6. Saying "pay attention to me" until they do*.
    *they do not always
  7. Ironically putting "#dateme" at the end of embarrassing sentences and hoping they say yes.
    They don't.
  8. Triple texting.