Inspired by @amber
  1. Men who don't identify as feminists
    "What about international men's day?" "Rape culture is exaggerated." See yourself out.
  2. Women who don't identify as feminists
    "Because I don't hate men." Well, you don't say.
  3. Cilantro
    Ruining otherwise impeccable meals since the beginning of time
  4. Encroaching post-graduation adulthood
    Because neurons that fire together wire together, but how do mortgages work? Is job stability an ideology?