An honest list of the "top 15 guys I like" as requested by Royce Ferguson.
  1. Adolf Hitler
    You know I love a humanitarian.
  2. Josef Stalin
    He's kind of Hitler's polar opposite, but what can I say, I ain't got no type.
  3. Mao Zedong
    Nothing says "long term relationship" like the purging of all art and culture from a multi-thousand year old society.
  4. Pol Pot
    He's got the whole Mao thing going on.
  5. Kim Jong Un
    I've never been to North Korea, but if I had, you know he'd be the first cutie I hit up.
  6. Kim Jong Il
    I'm into dad(of successive totalitarian communist leaders) bods, what can I say.
  7. Benito Mussolini
    Who doesn't love Italian guys?
  8. Vlad Tepes
    The Ottoman Empire is sooooo not attractive.
  9. Osama Bin Laden
    His accent is so romantic! I love the way he says "I stand against freedom and human rights."
  10. Jeffrey Dahmer
    He makes me feel so safe!
  11. George W. Bush
    That relationship would be nuke-u-lar.
  12. Charles Manson
    I can just see my happily ever after with him on our compound with all my sister wives.
  13. John Wilkes Booth
    Four score and seven BORE! Johnny is such a hero. Love his work.
  14. Donald Trump
    Nothing wins my heart over like fascism disguised as leadership. A true patriot, and a true cutie! That hairpiece though.
  15. Satan
    Can you say HOT?