TOP 15 GUYS YOU LIKE
An honest list of the "top 15 guys I like" as requested by Royce Ferguson.
- 1.Adolf HitlerYou know I love a humanitarian.
- 2.Josef StalinHe's kind of Hitler's polar opposite, but what can I say, I ain't got no type.
- 3.Mao ZedongNothing says "long term relationship" like the purging of all art and culture from a multi-thousand year old society.
- 4.Pol PotHe's got the whole Mao thing going on.
- 5.Kim Jong UnI've never been to North Korea, but if I had, you know he'd be the first cutie I hit up.
- 6.Kim Jong IlI'm into dad(of successive totalitarian communist leaders) bods, what can I say.
- 7.Benito MussoliniWho doesn't love Italian guys?
- 8.Vlad TepesThe Ottoman Empire is sooooo not attractive.
- 9.Osama Bin LadenHis accent is so romantic! I love the way he says "I stand against freedom and human rights."
- 10.Jeffrey DahmerHe makes me feel so safe!
- 11.George W. BushThat relationship would be nuke-u-lar.
- 12.Charles MansonI can just see my happily ever after with him on our compound with all my sister wives.
- 13.John Wilkes BoothFour score and seven BORE! Johnny is such a hero. Love his work.
- 14.Donald TrumpNothing wins my heart over like fascism disguised as leadership. A true patriot, and a true cutie! That hairpiece though.
- 15.SatanCan you say HOT?