TOP 15 GUYS YOU LIKE

An honest list of the "top 15 guys I like" as requested by Royce Ferguson.
  1. 1.
    Adolf Hitler
    You know I love a humanitarian.
  2. 2.
    Josef Stalin
    He's kind of Hitler's polar opposite, but what can I say, I ain't got no type.
  3. 3.
    Mao Zedong
    Nothing says "long term relationship" like the purging of all art and culture from a multi-thousand year old society.
  4. 4.
    Pol Pot
    He's got the whole Mao thing going on.
  5. 5.
    Kim Jong Un
    I've never been to North Korea, but if I had, you know he'd be the first cutie I hit up.
  6. 6.
    Kim Jong Il
    I'm into dad(of successive totalitarian communist leaders) bods, what can I say.
  7. 7.
    Benito Mussolini
    Who doesn't love Italian guys?
  8. 8.
    Vlad Tepes
    The Ottoman Empire is sooooo not attractive.
  9. 9.
    Osama Bin Laden
    His accent is so romantic! I love the way he says "I stand against freedom and human rights."
  10. 10.
    Jeffrey Dahmer
    He makes me feel so safe!
  11. 11.
    George W. Bush
    That relationship would be nuke-u-lar.
  12. 12.
    Charles Manson
    I can just see my happily ever after with him on our compound with all my sister wives.
  13. 13.
    John Wilkes Booth
    Four score and seven BORE! Johnny is such a hero. Love his work.
  14. 14.
    Donald Trump
    Nothing wins my heart over like fascism disguised as leadership. A true patriot, and a true cutie! That hairpiece though.
  15. 15.
    Satan
    Can you say HOT?