TOP 15 GUYS YOU LIKE
An honest list of the "top 15 guys I like" as requested by Royce Ferguson.
- •Adolf HitlerYou know I love a humanitarian.
- •Josef StalinHe's kind of Hitler's polar opposite, but what can I say, I ain't got no type.
- •Mao ZedongNothing says "long term relationship" like the purging of all art and culture from a multi-thousand year old society.
- •Pol PotHe's got the whole Mao thing going on.
- •Kim Jong UnI've never been to North Korea, but if I had, you know he'd be the first cutie I hit up.
- •Kim Jong IlI'm into dad(of successive totalitarian communist leaders) bods, what can I say.
- •Benito MussoliniWho doesn't love Italian guys?
- •Vlad TepesThe Ottoman Empire is sooooo not attractive.
- •Osama Bin LadenHis accent is so romantic! I love the way he says "I stand against freedom and human rights."
- •Jeffrey DahmerHe makes me feel so safe!
- •George W. BushThat relationship would be nuke-u-lar.
- •Charles MansonI can just see my happily ever after with him on our compound with all my sister wives.
- •John Wilkes BoothFour score and seven BORE! Johnny is such a hero. Love his work.
- •Donald TrumpNothing wins my heart over like fascism disguised as leadership. A true patriot, and a true cutie! That hairpiece though.
- •SatanCan you say HOT?