How not to ask to pet a working service dog.

Service dogs work, folks. You can't just touch them.
  1. Walk up and touch the dog.
  2. Say "I believe they smell my dogs" and start petting.
  3. Touching the dog without asking.
  4. Looking at the dog and touching him without permission.
  5. Asking if the dog bites, while touching a working service dog.
  6. Touching the dog without asking.
  7. For the love of God, if you want to pet the dog, ask the owner.