WHAT I'VE DONE AT WORK TODAY

Wednesday before thanksgiving. Ten people in the office. Motivation at an all time low.
  1. Listened to two episodes of Call Chelsea Peretti
    Isn't your most productive work done whilst suppressing giggles?
  2. Went and got coffee and a donut
    15 minute break to start my day? Sure why not
  3. Made tea
    Also took a lap and peeked at everyone's empty desks. Some people here seem fun, I should decorate
  4. Gone to the bathroom 4 times
    Classic time killer. I'm comfortable with my coworkers thinking I have IBS