Car Shopping 101 for Dumb Dumbs
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- •Don't cry at the dealership they will take advantage of you.
- •Have fun explaining that your only credit is student loan debt!
- •Don't forget to also tell them you don't have a down payment!!!! They love that!
- •When they try to convince you that $600 a month is a reasonable monthly payment on a small hatchback garbage car- make sure you tell them no.
- •Also be aware of the car dealers breath cause it will probably be bad.
- •You won't get the cute color you saw online. Just let that dream die as you test drive the black one.
- •Accept that even though you don't really like this car you have spent four hours here soooo
- •Leave the dealership without a car and cry as you leave wondering if you'll ever have a way to transport yourself anywhere
- •Complain about LA public transportation and how sad it is
- •Walk to jack in the box and be happy.
- •You'll eventually get a car! The right one is waiting for you somewhere!
- •I mean... I hope.