Costco Do's and Don'ts

  1. Do eat all the samples you can find.
  2. Don't go back twice for the same sample... They get weird.
  3. Do make a list before you get to Costco
  4. Don't expect to find anything on said list
  5. Do get Mac and cheese balls
  6. Don't try to find an employee to help you
  7. Do find your dream kitchen
  8. Don't cry because it's for children.
  9. Do try to talk to someone on the phone while you shop
  10. Don't actually talk to someone on the phone while you shop.
  11. Do get a slice of pizza though.. It's fuckin geewwwwd