My Hang Over Hyperboles

[insert photo of me with sunglasses on in my bed whispering Adele lyrics]
  1. I will never drink ever again!!!!!!!
  2. My head feels like it's going to explode!!!!
  3. I'm never going to feel better. EVER!
  4. My head is honestly being smashed with a mallet rn! Ouch!
  5. WAAAAH the light will KILL me.
  6. Food? THATS A DISGUSTING IDEA HOW COULD YOU THINK I WOULD EAT FOOD?????
  7. IF I DON'T HAVE SOME FORM OF BREAKFAST FOOD IN MY MOUTH IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES I WILL DIE.
  8. Who's calling me right now? I can't answer the phone!!!!
  9. "Omg last night was soooooo crazy, like you would not believe how crazy"
  10. I'm going to bed and I'm sleeping for three years. Good night!