My Hang Over Hyperboles
[insert photo of me with sunglasses on in my bed whispering Adele lyrics]
- •I will never drink ever again!!!!!!!
- •My head feels like it's going to explode!!!!
- •I'm never going to feel better. EVER!
- •My head is honestly being smashed with a mallet rn! Ouch!
- •WAAAAH the light will KILL me.
- •Food? THATS A DISGUSTING IDEA HOW COULD YOU THINK I WOULD EAT FOOD?????
- •IF I DON'T HAVE SOME FORM OF BREAKFAST FOOD IN MY MOUTH IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES I WILL DIE.
- •Who's calling me right now? I can't answer the phone!!!!
- •"Omg last night was soooooo crazy, like you would not believe how crazy"
- •I'm going to bed and I'm sleeping for three years. Good night!