1. "Who is calling me?"
  2. "What time is it?"
  3. "Great now I'm awake."
  4. "Did I dream about Drake?"
  5. "Why is hotline bling stuck in my head?"
  6. "You used to you used to"
  7. He definitely has a big penis"
  8. "It's early you should get up and do yoga"
  9. "You should go back to sleep"
  10. "But I mean... Would Drake date me irl?"
  11. "Whatever today sucks already"
  12. "Actually today's gonna be a good day.. I went to *~ Whole Foods~* last night!
  13. "Yaaaaas OMG breakfast"