Things I Do on My Break at Work

  1. Eat
  2. Text
  3. Count how many more hours of work I have
  4. Complain
  5. Distract people who are working
  6. Watch videos of my friends kids on fb
  7. Think about other jobs that pay more
  8. Get upset about that
  9. Think about jobs that pay less
  10. Get more upset about that
  11. Eat more
  12. Wonder if I'll ever find love and happiness in a world riddled with doubt and despair
  13. Forget when I left for break and realize I need to clock back in