1. I thought I would trip a lot but look really cute doing it
  2. I thought I would definitely be a thin, cold, well dressed business women
    So many Blazers
  3. I assumed all men were 6'3 and gorgeous outside of my hometown
  4. HUGE disposable income
  5. Lots of really unique dates
  6. So many rain soaked make out sessions
  7. When not at the office, I thought I would spend most of my time at some kind of trendy night club
  8. I thought emotional unavailability was an ideal quality for a future husband
  9. I'm still assuming my ex will interrupt my wedding