Things to Do While You're Mildly Tipsy and Alone

  1. Sing Adele's new song
  2. Consider redownloading your tinder
  3. Decide you're above that
  4. Take shots (alone)
  5. Start laughing hysterically at a joke you thought of and said out loud to yourself
  6. Grind up on yo wall
  7. Talk to yourself in the mirror
  8. Maybe take some selfies
  9. Send videos to your supposed friends (WHERE THE FUQ YALL ATTTTTT)
  10. Download Tinder