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- •Why do the rich kids get better present?
- •"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause" And where was Mrs Clause during this?
- •Allowed the reindeers to bully Rudolph mercilessly until he figured out a way he could capitalise on his nose
- •Do the elves have labour laws?
- •😖I can only assume that this emoji has been punched very hard in the face, as that is the only way I can imagine that facial expression ever happening. Which begs the question- who is bullying this emoji? Maybe he's gay but he lives in a very conservative community? Maybe he's a furry who's being kink shamed? Maybe he was balancing a cat on his head for fun and someone mistook him for Donald Trump? Either way: tragic.
- •👰🏼This poor woman got left at the altar, presumably once her husband discovered the much hotter and less tragic emoji, dancing lady 💃🏽
- •🍼The close proximity of this emoji to the beer, wine and martini emojis creates a haunting tale of an infant growing up in a family of alcoholics and neglectful parents
I like to think of myself as quite the music buff
- •Never Gonna Give You Up by Ashley Tisdale
- •I couldn't find any other covers that were on Ashley's level so I'm gonna have to end this list here