1. Am I going the right way?
    Usually followed by "How obvious is it to everyone else that I have no idea whether or not I'm going the right way?"
  2. Was that an inappropriate joke to make at work?
    What even is cool or uncool for work?
  3. When does one figure out what life is, ya know?
    Does anybody know? Even the old folks? Asking for a friend
  4. Why is my new oven so frickin weird?
    Low key set my apartment on fire recently.
  5. When are my parents gonna stop giving me money?
    And then how quickly after this event will I die?
  6. How is everyone else having so much damn fun?
    Curse social media