Questions I Frequently Ask Myself as a Post Grad in a New City
- •Am I going the right way?Usually followed by "How obvious is it to everyone else that I have no idea whether or not I'm going the right way?"
- •Was that an inappropriate joke to make at work?What even is cool or uncool for work?
- •When does one figure out what life is, ya know?Does anybody know? Even the old folks? Asking for a friend
- •Why is my new oven so frickin weird?Low key set my apartment on fire recently.
- •When are my parents gonna stop giving me money?And then how quickly after this event will I die?
- •How is everyone else having so much damn fun?Curse social media