I'M A FCKING DRAMA QUEEN WHEN I'M SICK

i feel v nauseous nd have a headache nd no im not hungover my body jst hates me
  1. me @ myself: what if im literally dying
  2. i should call my mom nd ask her if im dying
  3. immediately after calling mom: ugly crying that makes me feel worse bc my stomach can't take it
  4. spends all day in the fetal position on the floor with a plastic bag
  5. texts all my friends to update them that im gonna die
  6. almost starts crying again bc i can't eat anything
    im hungry but the thought of food literally makes me want to vomit rn
  7. does nothing but dramatically stare at the wall in anger
  8. @God what did I ever do to u