I am gross
  1. On a bathroom door
    So close, yet so far
  2. In front of a gourmet grilled cheese truck
    Ate a grilled cheese immediately after
  3. On the bathroom floor, then slipped in it
    Then my vomit got on the walls
  4. On myself right after my parents pulled into our driveway
    Again, so close, yet so far
  5. In my hair
    Didn't shower until the next morning
  6. In the bushes outside of a bar
    Out of sight of the bouncer so I still got let in
  7. In a plastic cup at the same bar from above
    I left the cup on the bar and snuck away
  8. In someone's bed
    Circumstances omitted