HILARIOUS THINGS MY DAD HAS SAID
- •"What's the movie with the guy and the hat and the glasses?"It was Harry Potter.
- •When discussing a coworker whose pants are too short: "He needs to have a party to invite his cuffs to meet his pants."
- •"Whoever invented the back scratcher was a genius! Actually it was probably just some caveman with a stick."
- •"'The Town?' Is that the movie with the guy?"Yes, it was a movie with Ben Affleck.
- •"HELP HELP ME! ....I dropped Doritos down my shirt.