1. "What's the movie with the guy and the hat and the glasses?"
    It was Harry Potter.
  2. When discussing a coworker whose pants are too short: "He needs to have a party to invite his cuffs to meet his pants."
  3. "Whoever invented the back scratcher was a genius! Actually it was probably just some caveman with a stick."
  4. "'The Town?' Is that the movie with the guy?"
    Yes, it was a movie with Ben Affleck.
  5. "HELP HELP ME! ....I dropped Doritos down my shirt.