HORRIBLE PICK UP LINES

Some people really need to work on their material
  1. "Are those daisies on your shirt? That's my mom's favorite flower!"
  2. "Hey you dropped something...your sense of humor! You look real nice though."
  3. "Are you here with the bachelorette party?"
    Followed immediately by "don't get married!"
  4. "So I was outside earlier and a homeless woman asked for money to buy food. I offered her food but then she said no. Why do you think that is? Do you think she just wanted money to buy drugs?"
    Followed immediately by "so what are you drinking?"
  5. "Hey I shit my pants, can I get in yours?"
  6. "Hey I'm Vinnie what's your name?"
    "Vinnie"
    Suggested by   @Alicia