HORRORS OF RETAIL
- •A child sneezed on me.I felt the spray on my face.
- •When I was brand new and working by myself, a woman step-by-step instructed me through returning, what turned out to be, $6,000 worth of stolen clothes."It's ok, I used to work here. Here's what you do...."
- •Two grown women that I work with got into a huge fight.In front of everyone. Over an Ugg.
- •An older woman spent 5 minutes telling me about her divorce and subsequent experiences on Christian Mingle.I'm pretty sure she was also low-key trying to convert me and join her church.
- •A girl pooped herself while I was helping her = normal and acceptable. Her parents acknowledging this fact but refusing to change her until 30 minutes later after I finished working with her = gross.