Things I just cannot agree with other adult women on
Because sometimes I feel like I'm missing something
- •"Dark Chocolate is sooo much better than Milk chocolate, like, regular chocolate is just too sweet"Lies. I agree with these children: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l0fJnbuc1ig
- •It is possible to tell the difference between red wines that cost less than $10This could just be me, but I think we may all be lying to ourselves on this one
- •Dresses that require the use of sticky bras
- •Beyoncé is the greatest thing everI mean, I do like her music, but there are so many greater things/women. I.e. Bubble baths, clean sheets, Ruth badger Ginsberg, comedy goddesses such as Tiny Fey, Amy Pohler, Mindy Kahling, etc.
- •Cottage CheeseNo way.
- •Elaborate ab exercises
- •Slut ShamingYou guys this has to stop.
- •That obscenely uncomfortable way we have to sit when you're on the beach in a bikini to pretend your stomach is still flat in a sitting position.Hey I do this too but what if we just boycotted?
- •The TV show FriendsI just have a Rachel empathy gap