QUALIFICATIONS THAT WOULD AUTOMATICALLY GET MY VOTE FOR PRESIDENT

  1. 1.
    Knows all the lyrics to the Juvenille song Ha
  2. 2.
    Owns Good Burger on Blu Ray or Laser Disc
  3. 3.
    Has TWO hair parts
  4. 4.
    Hunts treasure
  5. 5.
    Was in Dru Hill
  6. 6.
    Is Sarah Silverman
  7. 7.
    Makes a mean sandwich
  8. 8.
    Isn't stabby