Things to Say When Caught Stealing From Your Teenage Daughter's Girl Scout Cookie Stash

  1. I birthed you so....
  2. I was having a sugar low and all that laundry you needed done before your volley ball tournament wouldn't have gotten done without a proper treat so...
  3. Even though you paid for these GD cookie boxes, I paid your allowance (on time this month) that provided the funds for GS cookie purchase to begin with so....
  4. There were only two cookies left in one of the sleeves in the box of Trefoils so...
  5. There are absolutely no other goodies to eat in this house and I haven't had time to bake cookies or treats for like four months so....
  6. By the way, when I'm on my death bed I need you to hand feed me a thin mint or two (I like them better than Trefoils).
  7. I dusted the top of your armoire where cookies were "hidden" while I ate them so...
  8. I repeat, I gave birth to you and no further explanation is needed.