TOP 5 REASONS I'M NOT EXCITED FOR G.O.T. SEASON 6

The Game of Thrones season 6 trailer was released today, but after a sub-par season 5 here's what I'm not looking forward to.
  1. 5.
    The "Jon Snow is dead" mulligan
    However they try to explain his non-death will just come across as cheese ball.
  2. 4.
    The wandering of Breanne and Podrick
    These guys have more missed connections than craigslist.
  3. 3.
    The Sparrows cult of Kings Landing
    Vows of poverty and celibacy are BORING
  4. 2.
    Reek and Ramsay
    Any time devoted to this storyline is so repugnant, not even a Joffrey-like death for Ramsay could salvage it.
  5. 1.
    Arya and the Many-Faced God
    Seriously, wtf is this.