THINGS I WOULD DO IF I KNEW HOW TO KNIT

  1. Join a knitting circle
  2. Make a beanie for your baby
  3. Knit everyone socks for Christmas
  4. Add "knitting" to the skills section of my résumé
  5. Knit myself some pants because I can
  6. Make "this knit just won't quit" my brand tagline
  7. Knit a sweater for my ukulele
  8. Adopt a sheep for easier access to wool
  9. Knit in public as much as possible