THINGS THAT I LONG FOR
after watching the republican debate tonight
- •a video exclusively of donald trump imitating himself from past conversations
- •my worst enemies forced to watch ted cruz eat his spit ball repeatedly, infinitely
- •my own writing to contain the syntactical gibberish yet narrative flavor of the words of donald trump
- •a picture of a be-kilted "marc o'rubio"
- •ted cruz parenting book
- •donald trump yoga videos