THINGS THAT I LONG FOR

after watching the republican debate tonight
  1. a video exclusively of donald trump imitating himself from past conversations
  2. my worst enemies forced to watch ted cruz eat his spit ball repeatedly, infinitely
  3. my own writing to contain the syntactical gibberish yet narrative flavor of the words of donald trump
  4. a picture of a be-kilted "marc o'rubio"
  5. ted cruz parenting book
  6. donald trump yoga videos