Things My Mom Says During Dateline

My mom has an unhealthy obsession with dateline.
  1. "Best way to distract a killer is to pee or poop on them. They may punch you but it will gross them out so much they will run away"
  2. "Keith Morrison is a manorexic"
  3. "Dumb Bitch" this is said at least once every dateline we watch.