This will be an ongoing list...
  1. Please stop (rolling around on the floor, poking/kicking/hitting your neighbor, doing your makeup) and do your work. Thank you.
  2. My classroom is not an appropriate place to make fart noises. I don't care how funny you think they are.
  3. Your cologne is not something that needs to be reapplied multiple times per day. Once is more than sufficient.