WEIRD THINGS PARENTS OF INFANTS PRAY FOR

My wife and I have a 7 month old lil girl, and we often find ourselves laughing about what we're hoping for. What about you?
  1. Poops.
    It's been 4 days, and I'm praying for rain over here. Pro Tip: don't google rectal stimulation. (. . . I know you just did)
  2. Less Poops.
    Dear Lord, we don't even give you THAT much food. Your stomach is literally the size of a strawberry, it's kinda a miracle if you think about it.