I like to think they are secret but they are so not secret; I just don't want anyone else to sing them because I'm afraid of the only songs I can sing becoming those songs that everyone hates because they are sung too much.
  1. Zanzibar (Billy Joel)
    Includes exceptionally long dance / joke telling interlude
  2. Life During Wartime (Talking Heads)
    et al.
  3. Lovechild (Diana Ross)
    Should be the anthem for Planned Parenthood
  4. La Isla Bonita (Madonna)
  5. Picture This (Blondie)
  6. How Will I Know (Whitney Houston)
  7. Losing My Religion (R.E.M.)
  8. We Belong Together (Mariah Carey)
  9. Black Cat (Janet Jackson)
  10. 1, 2, 3 (Gloria Estefan)
  11. Hand In Glove (The Smiths)
    Somehow easier to sing than any other Morrissey song
  12. Gouge Away (The Pixies)
  13. Callin' Baton Rouge (Garth Brooks)
  14. Breakdown (Tom Petty)
  15. Call Your Girlfriend (Robyn)
  16. My Life (Billy Joel)
    My first solo karaoke
  17. Don't Turn Around (Ace of Base)
    My first ever karaoke