TONIGHT'S MINOR CAR-RELATED VICTORIES

  1. Did not lock myself out 10 miles from home, though I did lock my keys in
    'cause I keep a spare key tethered to my bag, whew!
  2. Did not back into the pedestrian crossing behind me as I was backing up in a possibly unsafe way
    'cause I was looking.
  3. Did not drive more than half a mile in the wrong direction
    'cause I questioned my instinct and read the signs instead.
  4. Did not eat any of the cookies in the car with me
    'cause I was thinking about brunch tomorrow.
  5. Did not fall asleep at the wheel, even almost, despite fatigue
    'cause I had green tea at like 9.
  6. Did not die
    which always feels like a g.d. miracle.