HALLOWEEN COUPLES COSTUME IDEAS IN CASE SOMEONE SUCCUMBS TO MY WILES BY OCTOBER

  1. Slenderman & Little Girl
    lol i used the most vanilla picture because it's dark in my house and i'm a fucking baby and this is all i could handle okay
  2. Lorena Bobbitt & whatever the guy's name was whose dick she forced him to part with
    Inspired by my roommate's sister and her fiancee having dressed up as that last year and me looking at them and realizing THAT is what love is. #TeamLorenaBobbitt
  3. Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thorton with a strong emphasis on the vials of eachother's blood thing.
    Not sure who will be who but let's be honest with ourselves, I'll probably end up as Billy. And not like, "cool, respectable actor Fargo" Billy Bob Thorton, but "skeezy burnt out pervy uncle Bad Santa" Billy Bob Thorton.
  4. Cain & Abel
  5. Marty & Elayne from The Dresden
    inevitably will lead to just the MOST passionate lovemaking session set to a cacophonic keyboard cover of Livin La Vida Loca
  6. To Be Continued...