THINGS MIDDLE AGED DIVORCEES COMMENT ON MY FATHER'S PROFILE PICTURES
The virtual thirst is strong with these ladies.
- •just want to kick things off with this one, commented on my dad's most recent profile picture which is him with a v low v-neck and a thin golden chain resting loudly on his chest hair, as well as a truly exquisite afro. i like the vibes Evelyn gives off, it's like a nostalgic compliment but at the same time it's like she's saying lol u old now tho.
- •concise and with it, she probably learned "OMG" a few weeks ago and still watches Modern Family
- •indeed they were, elsa, indeed they were.
- •it's cool when you go online and find grownups using symbols to convey the fact that they want to smile at and proceed to lick yr dad!
- •this translates to "hello daddy" and the kisses i dont have to translate because kisses are universal and apparently so is my dad as a paternal figure
- •another daddy appearence, this time translated to "oh but what a beautiful daddy!!" i like that she's hitting on him but manages to keep her eye on the prize: the laws of accents
- •another from our beloved lourdes who has renounced her noble grammar pursuits and gone with a hispanic "hee hee hee hee!!"
- •my dad Liked this one. it must be sad growing older. but at least he's surrounded by the virtual presence of a bunch of sultry chicas who are not afraid to speak their mind!!
- •does this list sound bitter maybe i am still bitter about my parents' divorce lol #comedy but really no hate to these ladies, i plan on doing the same in a few decades let's be perfectly honest