LIES YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU

These are all the silly things you mom or dad lied to you about. Got your own? Add to the list.
  1. "That spider was more afraid of you than you were of it." (Mom you're doing angel dust. These are real tears)
  2. "You were the best one on stage." (Hardly, I lip synced the entire time)
  3. "Just tell the truth, we will not get mad." (Ha!)