LIES YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU
These are all the silly things you mom or dad lied to you about. Got your own? Add to the list.
- •"That spider was more afraid of you than you were of it." (Mom you're doing angel dust. These are real tears)
- •"You were the best one on stage." (Hardly, I lip synced the entire time)
- •"Just tell the truth, we will not get mad." (Ha!)