THINGS I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT AT THE HAIRDRESSER

  1. How I wish I could cut my hair long
  2. Will this hair make me look older? Younger? More melodramatic?
  3. Do I need to wee or am I just anxious about it?
  4. Why does it feel like everyone around me is leaving? Will I be the last finished?
  5. Do I have headlice?
  6. When will it be finished?